Cleaning day

Are you enjoying your clean home? Do you worry that it’s not clean enough? Do wish there was a way to better appreciate the clean home you have? My diaper demolition team will allow you the opportunity to be grateful for your home. Give us a call and two adorable and sometimes whinny babies can be delivered to your doorstep.

Do you have a hamper of clean clothes you forgot to put away? They will be scattered on the floor in mere minutes. Please note there is an off chance a baby will fall into the hamper headfirst. A rescue mission will be required. Overturned hampers are optional. Baby spit up may or may not be applied.

Are your bookshelves nice, neat and organized? My demolition team will pull each book off before you can finish your phone call. Be aware that if the call lasts more than a wrong number some books may have pages torn.

Freshly swept floor? Stray bits of food, leaves and paper will be found, torn to miniscule pieces and scattered. If recently mopped; baby spit up will be added at random intervals.

Shoes left on the floor? Teething babies will try in earnest to leave an imprint. At the very least one will disappear. Check under the couch, crib, and table and/or in the bathroom to locate said item.

Freshly cleaned windows will be smeared with handprints and the occasional lip print. My team applies slobbery kisses to windows only in the event they see their sister through the window.

All these actions will be done while both girls squeal with glee at their helpfulness. Attempts at moving a team member while in action may result in growling and/or tears.